Notes & Combos
All my divorced ladies stand up and shake that thang! Represent!
I see the divorced 40 year old woman looking at me from across the bar, as she downs 3 of those fermented drinks to the head and back. As I’m sipping on that Russian, she signals me to come closer with her finger. She comes close to my ear and whispers, “I need you to reach into my pockets and pull what is out.” I reach in there and pull out the fiendsmith engine and a string that looks like dental floss, looking at her, undressing with my eyes, as I smack that behind left, right and center like a soldier as she salutes! Thank you for your service, she said. Like when I smacked the behind all those Master Rank players back to their momma. Half the time, I’m just placing cards down I don’t even read or understand. Momma’s boy meta, this meta is so easy, I ranked up from M5 to M1 at my dentist appointment, while the dentist was putting all his fingers in my mouth, as I suck down on his thumb.
Divorced dads can get it too as I grab his arm, flex it and give his bicep a peck. I don’t discriminate, you want some action too? Come get some. With this deck and these virgin hands, I am unstoppable. He pulls me to the side and whispers in my ear, “Wow Honest, you look so Yummy, I’m glad I snatched you, perhaps we can go for some drinks tonight at chilis for the 2 for $25 deal and a rack a ribs the size of Hillary Clinton’s hips”. I accept the offer, despite his breath smelling like menthol cigarettes, knowing **** well my standards are as low as a Dracotail skill ceiling. Sometimes, you gotta do what you gotta do. Abs like Engraver, 6’4 with tight wrangler jeans, shirtless with a yummy lollipop in his mouth, sweat trickling down his muscular back full of pimples, as he grabs me by the waist and starts moving and slow dancing his waist with mine. Yeah, now that’s my definition of a good time.
All my divorced ladies hands in the air! Show me girl show me like you showed your ex husband! Causing earthquakes of magnitude 6 with that! Drop your weapon!